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Monday, April 1, 2013

A Comprehensive List of World Leaders Who Use Manufactured Crisis' In An Effort To Scare Their People Into Adoring Them

Fear is a great motivator. Many parents use the dreaded "I'm going to count to three and those Brussels Sprouts better be gone, mister, 1...2..." tactic when attempting to teach good eating habits to their offspring.

Sometimes, great parents implant a life-long view of the police by saying, "If you don't behave I'm going to tell that police officer over there to come and take you away."

Other items parents use to scare their children into behaving exactly how they want:
  • Santa Claus
  • Jesus
  • Dad coming home from wherever it is dad spends all of his time

This reminds me of our greatest world leaders and how they use scare tactics to keep their people looking to them for security.

With that in mind, here is my Comprehensive List (in no particular order) Of World Leaders Who Use Manufactured Crisis' In An Effort To Force Their People To Adore Them:

1. Kim Jong Un - North Korea
Why do I think he smells like garlic?

Favorite Scare Tactic:
  1. Telling his people that any second now, the United States, Japan, and South Korea, are going to attack their country and force feed them.

2. Barack Obama - America

Favorite Scare Tactic:
  1. Sequestration
  2. Fiscal Cliff
  3. Gun control
  4. Health care
  5. Sandra Fluke
  6. Race
  7. Jobs
  8. Annual Easter Egg Roll (which he did quietly host)
    Obama salutes America then tries to scare it.
  9. War on Women
  10. Fox News

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