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Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Trickle Down Poverty Might Work If Tea Party Stops Obstructing

Secretary of Agriculture Tom Vilsack has solved the current economic crisis. His plan is to put everyone on food stamps, or as the euphemistic Left likes to call them: SNAP, or something, I'm not sure.

Secretary Vilsack postulates that for every dollar given to an American in food stamps SNAP things, $1.84 in economic activity is generated. This would result in a growth rate of 84% immediately and all of our problems would be solved. Okay, I said that last part, not him, but you get the idea.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Dems make fun of trickle down economics because they don't understand how an economy works, but not wanting to get left at the station without a ticket, they've now invented trickle up poverty.

By the Dem's logic, between Vilsack's brilliant SNAP plan and Nancy Pelosi's awesome theory that for every dollar of unemployment benefits paid out we generate $2.00 of economic activity, we'll have 184% growth in our GDP if those damned Tea Party people would just stop obstructing.

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